WEEKLY WARNING WORDS
March 23, 2005 - Week 79 - Public-Pubic Relationships
BY DR. BRUNO J. KEITH
Our chief master of business ad - ministration has known for a few years, that only his core - Republicans love our Bush & his administration. The rest of our world & "theirs" hates the man, all he talks about, all he tries to "achieve" & all he stands for. But his men & women know that advertizing geniuses can get him the love of everybody, just like Reagan imagined & Schwarzenegger manages to do & prosper.
Now Bush & his new secretary of state call back to D.C. the huge Texan who guaranteed his election to the governorship & next to the presidency. It doesn't matter that Mrs. Hughes doesn't understand anything but be kind to her kitchen, her bedroom administrator and the rest of the family. She has always been a smiling success & has the admiration of her boss and other jealous office holders.
The joke is that she is supposed to win the hearts of suspicious, cynical & angry Europeans, Latin Americans, Asians & Egypto-Africans if not the rest of that continent. Does she speak their languages? Does she understand their feelings, longings, customs & real politics? Can she play the doctor & nurse to those injured by U.S. & her president?
Rice was one of the greatest students of history but no healer of bodies & souls. Her studies could have guided her. But which qualifications does her new assistant secretary of state have beyond her also good looks, self - confidence & narcissism? Is she as piously self-righteous as the boss of all, the only emperor of the only real empire of our age? A partial answer can be deducted from another's family affairs, parallel lives, the way Plutarch wrote his best history.
The Reverend Fred Phelps sowed his God's good seeds & had love for all his 53 grandchildren to spare. But the fine fellow seems to prefer Jael more than the other 52. Like her biblical namesake, she too could drive spikes through the head of any Sisra who violates her Scripture's hydrophobic homophobia. She wishes death to the Adams who won't advertize publicly-pupicly the role of the vagina the way the Bush-Phelps whelps want it. This golden girl of 20 years demonstrates her girlie - attractiveness the way great American salesmen sell their goods through girlie-goods in all magazines, on all posters & all screens.
Good kid Jael lets the world know why a pious kiddie marries. Love has nothing to do with it. Why does that sound like a playgirl's playboy invitation to all the rich owners of the tool for procreation? Understanding her subject so well, & realizing God's sole purpose whether on a workday or the day He had to rest from His Creationist chores, this voluptuous interpreter of anti-Darwinism may yet wonder about the obscenity in Genesis, chapter 38.
There, among other facts, Holy Scripture stresses that Jacob's son, Judah, married a heathen Caanite. Her second son was named Onan who preferred masturbation to entering a woman not chosen by himself. All non-English use that name as a verb instead of "masturbating" as the gateway to homosexual behavior. See, dear Phelps & brood, how complicated scriptural models can become?
Grandpa & favorite granddaughter, would you accept a cleaner circumlocution & circumscription instead of embracing embarrassment? Come clean & clear! Tell the lot of H.I.V. defiers that the come-from-behind entrance through the rectal orifice (canal) exposes the male limb to the filthiest, most sickening & most dangerous cesspool of virus-friendly tumor activism. Again, love has nothing to do with this, too. Only savages who want to savage themselves & many others choose the dirtiest & most suicidal approach which few monkeys would risk.
The billions of dollars wasted on cures for this plague could be dedicated to the aid to the poor of the world if Moses had explained to Bible readers why he was dead against this sick & sickening Onan way. Even Mrs. Hughes could teach Phelps & his pretty whelps to speak the truth without damning the damned. We could live in clean peace one with the other & didn't need expensive propaganda to make friends & influence people. Human love & love of humanity will trump zealous dogmatism any time. Good luck, Mrs. Hughes! Bad luck to the Phelps!
At least, Bush wouldn't dare to appoint the whelpie to a state office yet. But he did honor 2 of the most undiplomatic contras (fascists) to most sensitive demon-strative jobs. Even their names are taboo to the human specie. Bush wants the stooge of Cheney-Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, aggressive arrogance to preside over the World Bank. That mean s.o.b. will make lives of the poor in the 3rd world ever more disastrous. The other orthodox conspirator, John Bolton, will embarrass US All. He will be able to destroy whatever good the United Nations stand for. If that can help our Secretary of State to make US the laughing stock of the world, the underminers of our Constitution from Reagan to North, Nixon to Phelps will reign in their Heaven, dead or alive. All 4 will help to flood our good earth with oceans of children but uniformly prevent their being fed & kept happy.
Week 80- March 30, 2005 - Uncouth Smoke-Swine & Other Domestic Terrorists