Weekly Warning Words

     They certainly will be found in Iraq. David Kay, again our chief weapons' inspector, wants to keep his 600-million-dollar job for "at least 6-9 more months". He will find multiple sites of those biological and chemical mass killers because our President said they were there.

     When a radical search and seizure results in the discovery of illegal weapons, will our enemies not proclaim that we ourselves placed them where U.N. teams had searched for months on end? Were not the many pitch dark nights above broken oilpipes wells of opportunities to bury some of our own deadliest creations?

     Everyone in Iraq knows that its hundreds of pharmacies, fertilizer plants and school labs can provide the ingredients for chemical and biological death bringers.

     Competent specialists also know that any soil contains tetanus and anthrax which can be condensed and multiplied to weapons'-grade killing power. People with serviceable memories also remember how our great patriots use "captive" servants for guinea pigs without revealing to them that they were experimenting with deadly injection or exposure just like Adolf Hitler in his concentration camps. And have we not shared these blessed keys to Heaven or Paradise with some friends in our anti-Communist lineup?

     When Papa Bush delivered agricultural produce to Iraq to the very moment of his assault on Saddam Hussein, his servants may have mixed some illegal bio-chemical stuff with our final gift. In fact, compassionate Republicans even wanted to share their anthrax with Democratic Senators Daschle and Leahy and didn't mind blessing some postal minorities with this ticket to Heaven.

     Have you also been told that we, the United States of America, has amassed up to 95% of weapons of mass destruction currently threatening the universe?

     Some of us are convinced that the tyrant of Iraq would have used weapons of mass destruction if he had owned them. He might also have countered our invasion with a few atomic bombs if Israel had not bombed away the entire works about a year before he was ready to join the dozen sovereign nations in possession of this wonder drug.

October 22, 2003 - WEEK 5 - Weapons of Mass Destruction?

BY DR BRUNO J. KEITH