WEEKLY WARNING WORDS

August 4, 2004 - Week 46
Beat the Hell out of those hellish, asocial, greedy Enemies of our People
(A political Board Game.)

BY DR. BRUNO J. KEITH

     Use a chess or checkers board, all 64 squares numbered; a die or 2 dice & up to 4 small pieces (pawns, men, draughts) in different colors. Roll the dice. The players can only advance after rolling a six (6, ). Then do as follows if you arrive at one of these squares:

     #3. When Hillary Rodham worked for Marian Wright Edelman's "Child Advocacy", she was convinced that "access to quality affordable health care was a civil right". Agree and advance 3 sp. Disagree like conservative Republicans, back to sq. 1 & try to roll another 6.

     #5. Our outsourcing Republican enterprisers are very willing to pay the required health insurance in foreign countries but not at home. They buy "their" presidency in order to reduce wages, healthcare & personal security (safety) while increasing the cost of treatment, medication & health insurance. Agree, 3 sq. ahead. Disagree like a re-Publican, go back to sq. 3.

     #7. The Bush-Cheney-First Medicare-Medicaid reform bill was concocted by an interest-conflicted con-man-lobbyist for health insurance-Cheney gangster - forgotten be his name - for the assured profits of pharmaceutical monopolists & health-insurance companies. Shameless Dr. Frist's family HMO is deeply involved. This is enforced gangsterism. If yes, advance 3 sq.; no, step backwards 3 sq.

      #9. The small print in health ins. contracts exempts "pre-existing conditions". Which allows the health gangsters to accept premiums without award payments. Is that criminal? If yes, 3 sq. forwards, otherwise 3 sq. back.

     #11. The "Family & Medical Leave Act" (without pay!) was rejected by most leading Republicans yet forced into law by Clinton & all Liberals. Who honored family values? If you say Democrats & Liberals, move ahead 3 sq.; if you think Conservatives understand family values, return to sq. 8.

     #13. Most Republicans & some "Democrats" weakened the original Brady bill which might have kept deadly weapons out of the hands of criminals & mentally unstable gunners. If you are willing to spite the murder - Mafia (NRA) Nutional Rifle Asses & vote for stricter gun control, 3 sq. forwards. If no & not, 3 paces backwards.

     #15. David Brock admitted too late that he lied with some willing Arkansas Clinton bodyguards (that they supplied the governor with some strumpets). Brock & his "American Spectator" started the Republican slander campaign which weakened the Presidency & sponsored terrorism. Agree, 3 spaces ahead; disagree 3 back.

     #17. Smart purveyors of the Christian Right prevented improved social & economic conditions by lying about the private lives of decent socio-economic planners. Say yes & move 3 sq. forwards; no 3 backwards.

     #19. Did the poisonous Newt, Speaker of the House, lie when he pretended that he had no government health insurance either? For only $100 a month & $300 by the taxpayers he & all Congressmen enjoy a super - health insurance, Mr. Liar. Agree, 3sq. ahead; doubt it, 3 back.

     #21. Prisoners of hate Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh & their conservative re-Publicans follow the bidding of asocial pharmaceutical billionaires, insurance tycoons, Nat. Chamber of Commerce & Nat. Ass. of Manufacturers to sabotage any decent & affordable health insurance for the majority of their fellow citizens. It is so, 3sq. forwards; deny this truth, 3 sq. backwards.

     #23. Newt Gingrich's "Contract with America" was a criminal conspiracy against 2/3 of US. Yes, 3 steps ahead; no, 3 back.

     #25. The vote of fewer than 1/3 of all voters surrendered once great America to the mercy of corporate hoodlums. If agree, 3 sq. ahead; disagree, 3 back.

     #27. Did the right-wing terrorists of April 19, 1995, who exploded the Alfred P. Murrah Fed. Office Bldg. in Oklahoma City & Eric Rudolph, the Olympian murderer in Atlanta, execute Newt Gingrich instructions? Yes, 3 sq ahead, no 3 back.

     #29. Since the tyranny of Newt Gingrich & George W. Bush, mean-spirited Republicans have been working on their concept of an Armageddon by ignoring all laws of Environmental Protection, sufficient funding of requirements for education, by fiddling with child welfare & constantly keep subverting human rights everywhere. Say it is so & move 3 sq. ahead; doubt it, march back 3 sq.

     #31. Exodus XXI 6 forbids slandering "your neighbor". But that is all our right-winged devils have been doing at enormous cost in tax money & furiously insisted on by their Loyola Starr. How dare these perverters of simple truths dare to celebrate our July 4? Condemn these immoral outbursts & move ahead 3 sq.; deny the truth, 3 sq. back.

     #33. Think about several versions in the Bible mentioning that it is better not to be born, when you kill physicians & innocent office helpers for abbreviating the possibly miserable life of an unwanted or unpromising puny "life". Don't most "Right-to-Life" addicts support every war (even of aggression) & keep executing without forethought &afterthought mere children or mentally incompetent sinners? If you call these "people" terrorists", go forwards 3 sq.; if you vote with them, 3 backwards.

     #35. McCain criticized Bush for wasting billions for Mars explorations. We add multibillion wastes in heroic anti-missile experimentations when both still neglect the protection of their people against low-tech terrorism. Agree & gallop to sq. 38; disagree, return where you came from.

     #37. Does straight-shot McCain really vote his conscience? If he does, he has no conscience, for he usually votes with other Republicans against the little guy. If you wonder why you admired that prisoner of war, 3 paces forwards; if you feel like that man, go back 3 paces.

     #39. Can you find any redemptive feature in the Bushwacking right-wing Republicans, pious zealots, greedy corporation warlords & most selfish un-Americans? If yes, go back 6 spaces; if you abhor that wealthy trash, 6 spaces forwards.

     #41. The Bush-Cheney aggressors have never stated an honest reason for destroying all Afghanistan & Irak & kill mostly civilians instead of searching out intelligently the 2 badmen who have a price on their heads. And aren't there a dozen other purrsons of evil whom our 2 beheading - men befriend? Agree with the sincere questioner, 3 sq. forwards. Agree with our beheaders, 3 backwards.

     #43. Are our aggressors necessarily patriots? Are they self-promoters? Are they dangerous to our lives, our security, our morals? If you harbor such doubts, go ahead with them 3 sq. If you don't wish to think about our right to kill, go back where you came from.

     #45. Why do our commanders-in-chief reduce combat pay, limit health care for veterans & diminish family benefits for their "heroes"? All those shortchanged are better patriots than our 2 chief scoundrels who avoided combat when they were eligible. True, 3 steps ahead; if happy with Bush-Cheney, 3 steps back.

     #47. Why does our commandeerer-in-chief wrap himself in old glory while donating another #20 billion of taxmoney to the oil & gas industrialists? Since the supposedly secret trust funds of Bush & Cheney are mostly in oil & gaseous investments, they could be impeached for grand theft & larceny. Their lives are big lies. Some day they will be called the evil imperialists. Agree & march 3 sq. ahead; disagree, go back 3 sq.

     #49. The Bushmen steal from the public trough & hand billions to their churches in the name of educational, charitable and welfare goals of improving all. Helping a hundred while robbing & letting perish the millions, is unacceptable. Yes, go 3 spaces ahead; yes to Bush tyranny, 3 backwards.

     #51. For God, for Country, for Yale, Bush keeps more than 2 million men in jail & keeps them from the unemployment statistics. He needs a few hundred thousands to keep them there. Employs a million in low-pay Domestic Security industries & finds 100 thousand jobs in military support industries. Another 100 thousand are his privateers & freebooters in his private & privatized wars. What a nasty way to lower the unemployment rate after a few more millions gave up reporting for employment statistics. What a dismal record! Yes, 6 steps forwards; no, 6 steps backwards.

     #53. Did Bush give his hero Ronald Reagan the coup de grace by denying stem cells experimentation on the old man? Was his embrace of Reagan's widow a Judas kiss? Yes, yes, 3 sq. forwards. No, no, 3 sq. back.

     #55. Do the Bushies pay the treacherous campaign of Ralph Nader, so he can again give victory to our home - brewn terrorists? Yes, 3 sq. forwards; no 3 sq. back.

     #59. The team of Kerry & Edwards have never made instant slam-dunk decisions with American lives & promise to act in foreign affairs in unison with all our world-wide friends & allies. Agree and walk up to #62; disagree & hobble back to #56.

     #61. That fu**king Attila's slam dunk made 10,000 new basket cases of our heroic patriots, 10 times that many among civilians in Iraq & Afghanistan - not counting 1000 of our body bags of invaluable value. So, our two most evil imperialists made the more guilty Iranian mullahs masters of the Near East, no longer kept in check by a secular half-tyrant of a less dangerous Iraq. If you agree to this unpleasant logic, move to sq. #64 & win by this slam dunk. If you still believe in the idiotic non-actors on our tragic 9-11-01 as worthy defenders of freedom & democracy, start off again from sq. 1. For whoever the worse of our 2 ex-evil devils, we removed the only dictatorship which has held the most dangerous Islamic theocracy in awe. And we all are worse off then ever before this age of evil & of Cheney & Bush.

Week 47- August 11, 2004 - Our Two Great Warlords