Weekly Warning Words

     After this year's nasty and expensive electioneering, decent voters may want to cast their votes for outstanding women of talent, dedication and common sense. In their forefront loom the most recent First Ladies. Why not put Laura and Hillary to the Great Test in 2008?

     The incumbent First Lady may wish to escape from her submissive shyness by canvassing for the highest office as Laura Hawkins-Welsh. Her predecessor will then feel encouraged to become born again as Hillary Rodham - no longer Bush or Clinton for four or eight years. Who needs a man to mess up public affairs, especially the foreign ones, except for the inaugural dances or as cheer leader?

     If Laura would choose old Barbara Bush for honorary campaign manager, Dr. Starr may offer to be a penitent for a Hillary run for office because he abused his Canon Law when he tried to impeach a great lady who was neither elected nor paid as a leading public servant and, therefore, should never have been subjected to pre-impeachment persecution.

     Campaigns should be soft-voice, humorous, inexpensive and very outspoken on all essential social, economic, educational and health-humanitarian problems. The 2 candidates could save inconveniences and expenditures for the press by walking together and traveling in the same vehicles to the same locations. They might as well compare their speeches before delivering them and answer the questions of the public without any chicanery of reporters.

      Laura may wish to concentrate on her expertise in education and women's problems. Hillary may be expected to offer a complete plan for a universal health-delivery system. However, both must also tackle any contemporary concerns plaguing our Nation. Each should have only one tax-paid counselor in 10 areas of importance. May we suggest in foreign affairs Condolleezza Rice and Madeline Albright unless they, too, have higher ambitions at that time.

     We can expect that our ladies get their miracle act together and use their closeness during the presidential campaign to implant in the other new ideas as to how to sanitize the aggressiveness of barbarians. Would they be courageous enough to take on the men's military-industrial-mercantile complex and their hegemonistic taskmasters of church, synagogue, mosque, shrine, temple etc.?

     If the more humane world is exasperated by the violence of male bossism and pious hatred, a more civilized society will handily outvote the few millions of selfish profiteers of misery, destruction and outright wars of aggression. What men never tried to achieve, may develop under the leadership of the stronger sex appeal of true ladies, mothers and feeling souls.

     There is no other realistic solution to the enslavement of future generations under the unbearable weight of our enormous debt, our blood guilt and the most evil better-than-though cult of all so-called religions. Give women a chance to mend the suffering of our world because they represent the divine in the human race.

     Part of this novel age scheme requires that this cool spectacular event begins on July 4, 2008, not before and not after. No payments must be made to the spoiled media whose survival depends on their reports on this most democratic process. Costs must be kept low enough, so that the $3 of the IRS pays all required expenditures.

     Take courage, Laura and Hillary, use all your persuasive powers! Only you are destined to nation building, rebuilding your nation which has been pawned, sold our and devastated by the men of creation and procreation. Our world expects fewer meaningless words and promises but many strong and decisive actions.

Week 24 - March 3, 2004 - Fencing Foils

February 25, 2004 - Week 23 - Our Nineteenth Amendment

BY DR. BRUNO J. KEITH